Funny Quotes on Health

It's been an interesting 36 hours for me, lots of healing work. Right when I think I've plucked all the apples that there are to pluck in my twisted little psyche, I suddenly learn I've only pulled the low-hanging fruit and find another ripe one.


Woo hoo AFGO!

(AFGO - Another F#$%ing Growth Opportunity)


So while the newly poured cement of my healing work is in curing mode (heh), here are a few fun quotes about health.

Enjoy!
Gail

• Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -- Ingrid Bergman

• Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone. -- Grace Jones

• According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon. -- Tina Fey