Humor

I'm pretty happy with how the Universe put me together: 6' Amazon frame, body of a venetian statue, relatively clever and contemplative. One thing I miss, though, is a stronger line around my ability to deliver humor. I've tried memorizing jokes, reading books on humor, attending improv classes - still I'm too significant for my own tastes.

Any recommendations on how I can improve my humor line?

Meanwhile, here are a few quotes I pulled to give me the balance I crave. Enjoy!

Curious,
Gail

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.